things that have and have not happened since i last blogged

i moved

i did expense reports

i signed up for twitter

i cleaned my desk

i woke up twice to what i thought was the sound of imminent and massive destruction in my new apartment

i replaced my car battery

i cleaned out my car

i paid my old apartment MORE THAN FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS because i'm a giant klutz and stepped in a bucket of primer and spilled it all over the floor